Funny Rerun

This poem was forwarded to my inbox from Aunt Peg in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Thanks, Aunt Peg.

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER

IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN

ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW

TO COMBINE MARRIAGE

AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST

BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN

And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...

I DID IT RIGHT

THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.

YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT

AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Author Unknown